January 9th, 2008
Top ten signs a book is written by me . . .

I found this Top Ten meme on HelenKay’s blog, then links to several other authors who’d already posted theirs: Jaci Burton, Jill Monroe, Gena Showalter, Rachel Vincent, Jeri Smith-Ready, and Jocelynn Drake. I figured to give it a go!

#1 – My heroines may enjoy being rescued or taken care of, but will never ask for it, expect it, or lie down like a doormat and wait for it. They’re perfectly capable of taking care of themselves, but know that taking care of themselves means loving a man who loves them in return, an equal partnership / footing, as it were.

#2 – My heroes will sound like men, including having foul mouths when it’s in character. They can talk cooking as well as sports, but they will not be girls in men suits.

#3 – I will almost always have a secondary romance in my books, whether single titles or series category. I love writing secondary stories and weaving them into the main plot.

#4 – One or more of my characters will be estranged or at odds with their family – and they won’t always reconcile. It’s a conflict dynamic I enjoy exploring because it’s happened in my own immediate family, my extended family, and in those of friends.

#5 – Every book will have at least one sex scene where a major piece of characterization or backstory or plot point is revealed. Read pages 157 – 169 of INFATUATION to see what I mean. *g* Yes, every sex scene should fulfill a specific purpose, but oftentimes that purpose is simply having sex. Other times it’s way, way more than physical pleasure, and if skipped, will leave the reader in the dark about a vital story element.

#6 – My story people will talk and banter and argue. A lot. I love writing dialogue, listening to people talking, hearing how they use words to coax and convince, etc. Dialogue makes a story for me as a reader; I love plots whose forward momentum is driven by talk, not thought, not narrative, so that has translated into being a big part of my writing.

#7 – There will be a lot of description in my books, hopefully woven into the narrative naturally. I am a very visual writer. I see settings and clothing and hairstyles, etc, just so, and I want readers to see them as close to my visualization as possible. I don’t do collages, but I do tear pictures from magazines and tack them to my foam boards to keep my story visuals in my mind. The other day, I tore out a single pair of shoes!

#8 – I will rarely use a character name more than once, and if I do, it’s a secondary character often mentioned in passing. I’m pretty sure I’ve written a Graham or two . . .

#9 – In every book, my hero and heroine will fall into bed before they ever fall into love.

#10 – There are a lot of cultural references – music, television shows, movies, events. This is because my characters are living in real time. Doing this may date my books for future readers, but I strongly believe it ups the realism factor in the here and now. I also people my stories with characters of all races and nationalities because that’s the world I live in.

#11 – (It’s a Top Eleven list. So sue me!) A lot of my stories will take place in Texas, Houston specifically because I know the city inside and out and love it. If I could work downtown without working there, I’d be there daily in a heartbeat.

Oh, and #1 daughter didn’t like yesterday’s picture, so we took another – with the cell phone camera so it’s really crappy, but she does look more alive. *g* The girl’s ear must weigh a ton from all that metal (8 holes or so), and we won’t even talk about her tongue.

17 comments to “Top ten signs a book is written by me . . .”



  1. These have been so much fun to read. And I love the cultural references!

    lmao @ today’s pic! Your daughter has a great sense of humor


  2. “girls in men suits” I love that phrase and I hate reading those heroes.

    A lot of authors confuse a “beta” hero with a girl in a man suit. My hubby is what you’d call a “beta” but he doesn’t sound anything like me when he talks! LOL And his ideas of how things should be done~again, nothing like me.


  3. I wish I were better at your #7.

    Great list – giggled over girls in men suits.


  4. Love your list, Alison! And another “hee!” at “girls in men suits”! Happy belated bday to your #1!


  5. Great list, Alison!! No wonder I’ve always loved your Blaze’s!! I’m so with you on the man’s MAN. He/he on the no girls in mens suits. And I love the independent heroine who can have a partnership with a man.
    And lol at your daughters pic!! I’m fighting the multiple piercings with my 15 yr old now. Sigh. And she wants a tat!! Gasp!!


  6. ALWAYS make your children wait until they’re legal to get a tattoo themselves. And even then… they should really think about it… I speak from experience…


  7. Oh, she’s not going to get one! LOL, no way~but she tries to talk me into it…but I keep telling her that it’s a forever thing, and she’s to young to decide on something like that.


  8. Hi Alison,
    Haha “girls in mens suits” is not something I’d heard of before – but I’ve thought it. And I loved that blog post.
    I will give guys a little more credit – some guys will know what a shitake mushroom is. However, the “gentle smile” makes me gag a little. Also, the guy would never mention what the type of mushroom was. Or do that. Probably a “my bad- so sorry” would be the best you could hope for. :-P


  9. I see #2 has mentioned her tattooing experiences. #1 could speak to it as well. She has a piece of “artwork” on her shoulder that needs to go away. Her butterfly, on the other hand, is pwetty!

    JSL – My husband definitely knows his mushrooms! I even bought him an oyster mushroom patch at Christmas to grow his own. But he’s still a guy who talks and acts like a guy while he’s wielding his epoxy and ratchets fixing cars (which is what he’s having to do today).


  10. This makes me even more eager to read your books!


  11. Love your list and the honesty of what we will find or not find in your books.


  12. Wow, does she get stopped by metal detectors at airports as well?

    The Perfessor


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  14. Great list. Love point #5.


  15. GREAT picture!!!! Happy 26th Birthday!!!!
    I love this list.


  16. (I meant Happy Birthday to your daughter of course)




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