Archive for November, 2009



Monday, November 30th, 2009
Step aside Twilight, romance writers were here first!

If you were online at all the last couple of weeks, you probably saw this image floating around. (And if you spend much time at Fark, you may have seen this version, too.)

If these were 40 year old men screaming for 17 year old girls, someone would call the police.

I shook my head along with a lot of others (did you know there’s a site for Twilight Moms? with 34K or so members?), but then I finally picked up my November 15th issue of New York Magazine and read the article the image came from.

For me, this was the takeaway line:

Twilight reinvents sex for women who might have placed it at the bottom of a to-do list.

Uh, seems I’ve heard this before? And not about stories of forbidden teen love but about romance novels? Don’t get me wrong. I saw Twilight and I totally get why the hordes of screaming girls, uh, scream. I also understand the critics who find the whole thing very stalkerish (see video below for a hilarious take on that). But the concept of being wanted and loved is so universal that I admittedly melted a bit at the looks exchanged between Edward and Bella, no matter how cheesy the dialogue and how SLOWWWWWWWWWW the pace of the whole thing. Again, from the article:

But for some women, the nostalgia the series inspires has evolved into a how-to guide to romance; TwilightMoms members go so far as to suggest that the books have strengthened their marriages.

And wonder of wonders, more than a few articles have quoted readers saying similar things about romances. I guess we don’t get the same press since we’re not on the big screen? Because our heroes don’t live and breathe and do mall appearances with mussed hair and abs rippling? It’s too bad, ya know, because potential “romance novel moms” wouldn’t have to wait a year between releases to get their fix. They could pick up a hit every time they visited the grocery store. *g* And wow, how strong would their marriages be then? How far up their to-do lists would they place sex if they knew the longing and the love were on bookstore shelves year round? The mind boggles!

Thursday, November 26th, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
Not to BRAG or anything . . . (but I am!!!!)

WITH EXTREME PLEASURE is the NUMBER ONE bestselling contemporary romance at Amazon, whoo-hoo, at least for the next five minutes or so, but I’ve captured the moment for posterity. (It’s down to 20-something on the Kindle list now, having reached #7 there, but I love seeing it on the main list, yay!) Edited to add: I was wrong, and this was the Kindle version that was a bestseller even after it was a pay for download and not a freebie, but still. Yay!)

With Extreme Pleasure #1 Amazon Contemporary Romance Bestseller

Also, it’s the NUMBER FIVE bestselling romance overall; again, in five minutes things will change, but I have PROOF that it’s almost as in demand as New Moon! ::snort::

With Extreme Pleasure #5 Amazon Romance Bestseller

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
Oh, look! A New Release! Excerpts! A Giveaway!

With Extreme PleasureWITH EXTREME PLEASURE releases TODAY! (And it’s no longer free on the Kindle, so my days of ruling the Kindle Bestseller list are done; hey, does that mean I can officially call WITH EXTREME PLEASURE a national bestseller?!?!?!?) (Oh, and btw, both of those links will give you an excerpt.)

I love WITH EXTREME PLEASURE because I LOVE Kingdom Trahan. He came on the scene early in NO LIMITS and almost stole the book from Simon Baptiste. I had to slap him down a few times and let Simon have his story. Like some of the best characters often do, King appeared out of nowhere. I needed Simon to have ties to Bayou Allain, Louisiana, and there King was. Here’s the first time we meet him in NO LIMITS:

Kingdom Trahan sat bellied-up to the bar, two fingers hooked around the neck of his beer bottle, his eyes shifting from the mirror on the wall to Red, the owner and barkeep, who was busy pointing out how easy it was to spot a fake I.D. to the eighteen year old trying to pass himself off as twenty-one.

King remembered eighteen all too well. It wasn’t a year he looked back on fondly, and the several that followed hadn’t been any better, spent as they were in Angola where he’d been confined in Louisiana’s state pen.

At the end of his time served and along with his freedom, he’d come away with skills that went beyond sorting laundry and stamping out license plates. One was a heightened sixth sense. Another amounted to a pair of eyes in the back of his head.

And both were working overtime tonight. He didn’t know what it was in the air, but there was a buzz prickling at his nape that had nothing to do with his beer.

In NO LIMITS, King was involved with a younger woman, a Katrina evacuee named Chelle Sonnier. She had a lot of her own issues to deal with, so being involved with him was not exactly good for her, but really. How was she supposed to resist?

Never in her twenty-eight years had she let a man get to her the way this one had. He was a drug, and she was an addict, and knowing that her next fix was on the other side of her front door made it impossible to breathe.

He was standing on the porch when she made her way there from the car. His jeans hung low on his hips, and he’d kicked off his boots. White crew socks covered his feet.

It tickled her, the way he made himself at home, tickled her in other ways, the way his chambray shirt hung open, the way the sun spun his feathered chest hair to gold.

“Well?” was the only greeting he gave her.

She was slow to climb the steps after that, the bubble of expectation burst. She’d been so caught up in the past that she’d forgotten King wasn’t here for her.

He was here for news on Simon Baptiste.

Of course, King’s biggest hurdle was in repairing his relationship with Simon. He didn’t want to. They’d been at odds for twenty years, both blaming the other for something that had gone very wrong and changed their lives forever. But family is family, and neither one of them was ready to write off the other as unsalvageable.

At that moment, Simon couldn’t really care about hurting Micky’s feelings, but he was more than damn glad she had taken herself out of the way. He didn’t know his cousin anymore. He’d often thought he’d never known him at all. But he did know he wouldn’t be able to give his full attention to King with Micky around.

“She said you saved her life.”

Simon gave a single nod.

“She get into some kind of trouble after leaving Red’s?”

“She did.” He understood King’s curiosity. Micky wasn’t from around here. She didn’t fit in. But he didn’t have to like the other man’s attention.

“And you just happened along to save her.”

“She saved herself, but I was here when she needed me to be.”

“What was she doing here?”

“What business is that of yours?”

“Did you know her already? Before you saved her life?”

“Why are you here, King? Because if it’s to talk about Micky, you can go.”

“Micky, huh? Not Ms. Ferrer? Or Michelina?” Staking your claim, Cos? Is that it?”

Simon took a step toward the porch. “Go home, King. This isn’t getting either of us anywhere.”

“You say that like we’ve got somewhere to go.”

Simon kept walking.

“Why’d you change your mind about selling Le Hasard?”

“You’re the last person I expected would complain.”

“I’m not complaining. I’m just asking.”

“If anyone should be asking questions, it’s me. Not you.”

King flung out both arms. “Then ask. It’s not like I’ve never been willing to talk. You’re the one who insisted we go through the lawyers for everything. Twenty years paying that retainer? I can see how that would turn your puss sour when you could’ve just picked up the phone. Of course, that wouldn’t have done a lot of good considering how many times my service has been cut for non-payment.”

Simon turned. “You mean the ninety K I sent you for the well workover you never did wasn’t enough to pay your phone bill?”

“Is that why we stopped speaking? Because I misappropriated funds for the well?”

Simon laughed humorlessly. “Boo, we stopped speaking long before you stole my money.”

“Oh, right. That happened about the time you stole my land.”

“Look back a few more years.”

“This can’t be about me making the touchdown that saved our asses from your butter fingers and won us state.”

“I haven’t thought about high school since, oh, high school. I moved on.”

“I hear the Army’s good about helping with that.”

“You had the same choice I did.”

“You’re right. And I chose to stay close to home and keep an eye on the property your parents left to you.”

“I didn’t have anything to do with that. You know it as well as I do. But that didn’t stop you from burning what you could of Le Hasard to the ground.”

“You still think I set that fire?”

“I know it wasn’t me.”

“We weren’t the only two there that night, cher. You were the one getting your pipes cleaned. You should remember.”

King also had a vulnerable side that broke Chelle’s heart because she knew she’d never be able to fix him. This particular scene is a personal favorite of mine, though I’ve cut it short since to continue would require all sorts of parental warnings . . .

He was standing downhill from her back porch, the grass up to his ankles, the moss from the live oaks hanging to skim his head.

She sighed, reached for a paper towel to clean her hands enough to turn on the faucet and use soap. This was when it was the hardest to deal with him, when he was moody and broody, when he had a need to be with her but still kept her in the dark. He didn’t owe her anything. She had no right to expect him to confide in her, because theirs wasn’t an emotional relationship. Or it wasn’t as far as King was concerned, and her wanting it to be was why she’d made the decision to tell him good-bye.

Drying her hands on a red and white gingham towel, she pushed open the kitchen’s screen door and walked out onto the back porch, leaned against one of the column supports and wrapped her arms around her middle, holding herself tight. She wouldn’t be the first to speak. He’d come to her house. Now he had to come all the way to her. Her pride was ragged, her willpower weak, but she’d given in to him for the final time. If there was anything here to salvage, King would have to be the one to dredge.

“I know you’re there,” he finally said, slurred, lifting the bottle of beer she hadn’t seen him holding and draining it dry. “I can smell you. On the wind. Your shampoo smells like honey. Your soap smells like peaches and almonds.”

He turned, looked up at her. Even from across the yard she could see that his eyes were red from emotion more than from the alcohol he’d consumed. She wanted to know what had happened, to ask him what was wrong. But she kept her promise to herself and didn’t say a word, though her heart, breaking, was filled with poems and sonnets and odes. There was so much she wanted to say.

“I’ve always liked that about you, Chelle, did you know?” He begin walking toward her, not quite steady on his feet, his jeans and T-shirt dirty, though he couldn’t have worked a whole day. The sun was still in the sky.

“Did I know what?” she asked, breaking her vow of silence. She really was incredibly weak.

“You have never smelled like you came out of a bottle, or like you bought the same scent as dozens of other women.”

He was talking about fragrances. Did his dejection have something to do with Michelina Ferrer? Had he finally met her, been snubbed, and come here to settle for the easy second best? Uh-uh. She wasn’t going to be anything but his first. She pushed off the porch column and turned back to the house.

“Hey. Where you goin’, chère?”

“I’m in the middle of making dinner. I don’t have time to listen to you ramble – oomph.”

He’d snuck up to the edge of the porch, reached out and grabbed her wrist and spun her around. She slammed into him, his face at her waist. “What’re you cookin’? Something hot and spicy? The way I like it?”

But what about King in WITH EXTREME PLEASURE itself? The two links at the very top of this post will take you to excerpts from the book. But if you want something different, something that’s going to give King a lot of trouble, there’s this . . .

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Friday, November 20th, 2009
Since I LOVE the craft of writing . . .

. . . this may be my favorite tweet EVAH! ;) Thanks, Shan!

Thursday, November 19th, 2009
With Extreme Pleasure – FREE!

Moving up in the world, and stomping on Maya Banks! (I can say that cuz we’re buds!)

Thanks to Fatin for letting me know!

@mad4rombks Did you see this? With Extreme Pleasure is a Kindle Freebie at Amazon right now. http://bit.ly/3XjUQz

And you don’t even have to own a Kindle as long as you own a PC and download their Kindle for PC software! Go forth and download!

Oh, yeah. Take that, Dan Brown!

Take that, Dan Brown

Thursday, November 19th, 2009
HqHo, or that’s all I have to say about that

From Malle Vallik via SBTB:

First, why is Harlequin launching a self-publishing business? Bowker reported in 2008 that more titles were published through self-publishing than traditional publishers. Self-publishing is a fast growing and vibrant part of the publishing industry today. Harlequin has decided to provide a romance focused self-publishing business for those that choose to go down the self-publishing road.

From literary agent Ashley Grayson:

While the number of self-published titles may have exceeded the number of “real” book titles in 2008, the number of actual sales of all those titles to readers is virtually zero. Before they all got swept under the Author Solutions rug, Author House and Xlibris reps told me at a Book Expo that “actual sales of titles average fewer than 100 copies, all of which are bought by the author.” The self-publishing industry ranks as a “bestseller” any book that sells over 500 copies.

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Some things about writing

This article made the rounds awhile ago, but I just read it yesterday: How to Write a Great Novel. It doesn’t give tips but dishes on a few authors and their writing habits.

Richard Powers lounges in bed all day and speaks his novels aloud to a laptop computer with voice-recognition software. Junot Diaz, author of the Pulitzer-prize winning novel “The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao,” shuts himself in the bathroom and perches on the edge of the tub with his notebook when he’s tackling a knotty passage. Hilary Mantel, whose Tudor drama “Wolf Hall” claimed this year’s Man Booker Prize, jumps in the shower when she gets stuck. “The number of pages I’ve got that are water marked, I can’t tell you,” Ms. Mantel said.

The last one really tickled me because my best ideas always show up in the shower. In fact, after I finish the bathing and shampooing part of my shower, I always sit in the tub while the water rains down and think about whatever character or plot point I’m dealing with. Kate Duffy and I once talked about the magical writing power of the shower. She shared that more than once she’d conditioned her hair twice instead of shampooing because she’d been so distracted thinking of titles or plot solutions. I’ve even been known to sit in the tub (no shower going) with my Alphasmart and written, but I’ve never taken printed pages in there with me. That’s just a tad strange.

@cuppacafe pointed me to this article last night: What Do You Do When Your Novel Goes Off Course? Since I’m facing a rewrite, I really liked this bit from author Rudy Rucker. He makes the work I have ahead of me seem like so much less!

Making a major plot change in a novel isn’t always as hard as one might imagine. After all, much of a story is descriptions, or dialog, or action scenes — and these tend to stay pretty much the same. The switchpoints where the plot emerges are really rather few and rather short. So changing the plot is maybe a little like acupuncture. You may might find there’s only five or six spots that you need to zap, and that the changes may in fact be quite small. This always surprises me. What happens is that my conception of the story looms in the background and seems to imbue every scene, but in fact the stage-magic-fog of the conception is really only emerging from, as I say, five or six little nozzles, and its not so hard to tweak the nozzles. This said, there will be times that a whole scene needs to go, which can be a bit painful. In these cases, I save the excised chunk into my separate “Notes” document so that it’s not totally lost. And when the novel comes out, I post my notes online anyway, so the scrap gets a kind of half-life as well.

On her blog, author B.J. Daniels answers the question What is it like to be a full time novelist? She’s writing six books this next year and begins, saying:

I promised I would blog about what it takes to write as many books a year as I do. Over the next few days, I will explain my writing process and what works for me. There are definite steps to get the ball rolling, so I will start there in the process. (…) So how do you plot 6 books? Brainstorm. I start by thinking about the kind of books I like to read. What scares me? What intrigues me? What kind of stories do I want to tell? I try to mix it up. After almost 50 books I’m always trying to come up with something different. I look for plots that will be fun to write. Because ultimately after I sell on proposal, I have to write whatever I came up with.

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
Publishing ain’t what it used to be

There is a WHOLE lot of weird and wackiness going on out there in publishing. Agent Kristin Nelson doesn’t think she can sell a really good manuscript by a talented author. Harlequin has another new venture. Authors are doing all sorts of things to reach readers and stay viable. J.A. Konrath is self-publishing to the Kindle and the Nook. Holly Lisle is going to send her book to subscribers as she writes it, scene by scene. Authors and readers both, what are you guys thinking? Are you worried you won’t be able to find a home for the books you write, or find the books you want to read? Are you excited about the changes and future possibilities?

As an author facing the state of today's publishing industry, do you:

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Monday, November 16th, 2009
Dogs, ya gotta love ‘em . . . or not

As I wrote on Twitter this morning:

Was rudely wakened @ 3am by new dog thinking old dog was intruder and attacking. Believe she surprised him. He wasn’t expecting her in room.

It was a very scary few seconds and very out of character for both dogs.

Or so we thought . . .

Takumi and his DuckThe old dog, Snickers, was sleeping in No. 1 Daughter’s bedroom behind a closed door. The new dog, Takumi, was sleeping on @cuppacafe’s side of the bed, just as our original old dog, Smith, used to do. Takumi will often sleep through the night, but just as often will pace and make sure the house is safe. Since @cuppacafe often wakes up and moves to the sofa (many causes here, the least of which is the fan I run for white noise which makes him crazy), Takumi will go with him. We’re used to him being up and down and don’t pay much attention unless he insists on going outside for personal business.

Of course he has one other habit we don’t care for . . .

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